Dinosaurs Didn't Read - Look What Happened To Them - Mug

A hundred and sixty million years of dominance, not one library. The asteroid was arguably a secondary factor. It lives on a ceramic mug, which means it gets read every single morning.

• Works at the desk: Wide handle, stable base — no wobble across a cluttered reading table.
• Print that stays put: The design will not fade out after a fortnight of washing up.
• Reliably funny: The kind of line that gets photographed in bookshops and staff rooms.

Read something. The alternative has a poor track record. Add it to the cart before the kettle boils.