Marx - All I Want For Christmas Is The Means Of Production - Mug

Mariah wanted one thing. Karl Marx wanted the means of production, which is considerably harder to wrap and impossible to return in January.

• Works at the desk: Wide handle, stable base — no wobble across a cluttered reading table.
• Print that stays put: The design will not fade out after a fortnight of washing up.
• A gift that gets worn: The rare joke present that survives past Boxing Day and into February.

Best used for the first coffee, before anyone has said anything to you. Order it before December and look like you understand them.